Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me


*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*


me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

(Source: joydivsion)


my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian)


I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(Source: evolved-emo)