eludible:

Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me

lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

(Source: joydivsion)

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian)

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(Source: evolved-emo)