weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

straighthater:

every 3 minutes the world gains approximately 540 people adding to the existing 7.046 billion and not a single one cares about me

shavingryansprivates:

i never paid attention to peoples eyebrows until i started using tumblr